The Neighbors Knew Before Either of Them Did
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The Garcias had a bet going by December. Five dollars on before Valentine's Day; ten on before New Year's. Their daughter, who was nine and took things seriously, had a spreadsheet.
Ben and Claire, the subjects of this wager, were completely unaware of all of it.
They'd met at the building's broken elevator, which had been broken for three months and showed no signs of improvement. Ben lived on the fourth floor. Claire on the second. Both had submitted multiple maintenance requests and received politely worded non-responses.
The first time they spoke was on the stairs: Claire going up with groceries, Ben coming down with a very large flat-pack box.
"What is that?" she said.
"A bookshelf," he said. "Theoretically."
She laughed. He laughed. They stood on the landing for twenty minutes talking about furniture, then other things, until someone else needed the stairs and they stepped aside, slightly flushed.
"Good luck with the groceries," he said, going down.
Mr. Garcia, watering his plant on the second-floor landing, watched both of them leave and went immediately to tell his wife.
They kept running into each other. The building was small. But the first-floor neighbours — who'd lived there fifteen years and knew its rhythms — noticed the collisions were becoming gradually less accidental.
Ben started taking the stairs at approximately the time Claire usually returned from her run. Claire started checking her mail when she heard Ben's door. Neither acknowledged this, even to themselves.
The elevator got fixed in February. Everyone agreed this was terrible timing. The Garcias' daughter updated her spreadsheet with evident concern.
But love, it turned out, did not require a broken elevator.
The following Saturday, Ben knocked on Claire's door with a bottle of wine and the sheepish look of someone who has finally stopped pretending not to know what they're doing.
"The elevator works," he said.
"I know," she said.
"I thought maybe we could celebrate." She looked at him for a moment. Then she opened the door wider. "Come in," she said.
Mr. Garcia, returning from a walk at that precise moment, saw Ben walk into Claire's apartment and made it upstairs in forty-five seconds.
"It happened," he told his wife. She already had her phone out to text their daughter. The spreadsheet was updated. The bet settled.
And somewhere on the second floor, Ben was trying to be charming and Claire was pretending not to already find him so. Which is, more or less, exactly how it was always going to go.
